Anagrams that will push you off your chair laughing!

Anagrams, when you move around the letters in a word or sentence to create a new words or sentence, can sometimes give hilarious results. Here is a list of some great anagrams:

The eyes → They see
Slot machines → Cash lost in 'em
Clint Eastwood → Old west action
Mother in law → Woman Hitler
Dormitory → Dirty room
Jennifer Aniston → Fine in torn jeans
Eleven plus two → Twelve plus one
Nice day → Cyanide
Britney Spears → Best PR in years
Debit card  → Bad credit

Punishment → Nine thumps
Astronomer → Moon starer
Astronomer → No more stars
The classroom → Schoolmaster
Election results → Lies – let's recount
The Morse code → Here come dots
A decimal point → I'm a dot in place
Emperor Octavian → Captain over Rome
William Shakespeare → I'll make a wise phrase
Geologist → Go get oils

Elegant man → A Gentleman
Garbage Man → Bag manager
Madam Curie → Radium came
A telephone girl → Repeating "Hello"
The countryside → No city dust here
Postmaster → Stamp Store
Waitress → A stew, Sir?
Funeral → Real fun
The public art galleries → Large picture halls, I bet
Statue of Liberty → Built to stay free

Elvis → Lives
Silent → Listen
Married → Admirer

(EXPLICIT ANAGRAMS FOLOWING:)

I f**k less → Life Sucks
I have a large penis → I please her vagina
I have a large penis → He is plain average
Catholicism → Comical s**t
Masturbation → Anatomist Rub
The menstrual cycle → My c**t creates hell
Axl Rose → Oral sex
Large breasts → Great braless
The ménage à trois → A giant threesome
Feeling romantic → Flaming erection
Man, penis, Viagra → Sperm in a vagina